How bout some PRODIGY lyrics?

Uh huh, and bitch had a few shots of Jack herself.

Now that you're my lesbian again, I guess it's alright if you wanna read that you made me wet [img]wink.gif[/img]

Hi Sandra--muah!

P.S. I can see that dorky face you're making when you say that! HAHAHAHA!

You need to choose---if you wanna be my lesbian you can't be acting like my ex-husband. That's just too weird for me. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMAO! You are infuckingsane.

*proceeds with sticking tongue down bitch's throat*

ps: Maybe your ex-husband and mine could get together sometime and smoke a joint????

*snickering*

*spits diet Coke all over monitor*

Yeah they could comiserate about how we ruined them for all other women. Then speculate on how long we've been lesbian lovers. Who knows, maybe they'll find solace in each others arms.

*slaps thigh*

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 24, 2002 06:58 PM: Message edited by: bitch ]</font>

*snatches diet coke...passes a upsize quarter pounder meal with french fries and a huge fucking real coke*

Yeah, and then they could talk on and on about how lucky the next bastard is that gets to be with us, cos we are all that. Gosh, it's so hard being perfect.

*giggle*

Ok, guess what I thought of the other night?

BROTHER GARY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 24, 2002 11:01 PM: Message edited by: bitch ]</font>

My god you are in a mood. You have made me manage to spit Water, Diet Dr. pepper and orange juice all over my monitor cos every time I have checked this board you have said some kind of crazy shit.

*handing Bitch the bill for the clean up of my monitor*

Brother Gary....ha ha, he came to my house the other day and I keep alot of alcohol in stock now that I booted out the asshole, and I told this man of God that I would offer him a drink but I had nothing on hand that did not have alcohol in it. He didn't stay too much longer after that.

What were those damn jokes we were telling about him, that was some funny shit, something about "pulpit"...what the hell was that joke? Help me Bitch.

*cracks up*

Yeah, being home sick, with two sick kids for a week, will do that to you!

I think next time you should slip Brother Gary a little vodka (right before you brush past him and your boobs get in the way)

I can't believe you asked about the pulpit thing, as that was exactly what I was trying to remember also!

Well, duh, remember....SAME BRAIN?